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In memory of AC’s frontman Seth Putnam, I present my favorite Anal Cunt song titles:

You Own a Store

You Keep a Diary

You’re a Cop

You are an Interior Decorator

You Look Adopted

You Look Divorced

I’d Love to Have Your Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

You Have Goals

You Play on a Softball Team

Being a Cobbler is Dumb

311 Sucks

Recycling is Gay

No, We Don’t Want to Split a 7” with Your Stupid Fucking Band

I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and Human

Saving Ourselves for Marriage

Everyone in Allston Should be Killed

I Noticed That You’re Gay

Your Family is Dumb

I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died

Beating Up Hippies for Their Drugs at a Phish Concert